It's all fun and games until your tie flies up and puts your eye out.
They finally got it right.
Bit of a snoozer, really. Someone could have chosen more interesting music.
They ought to get Joan Rivers in to shred... I mean, critique these costumes... not that you could tell with some of them.
Carmen is dead. Let's move on.
What kind of race is it when they stop at the top of a hill and argue over who gets to go down it first?
NBC should be grateful. All this fuss actually gave the commentators something to talk about during the ice dance compulsory event.
"Skate-gate"? Is it really necessary to give this mess a nickname?
First, you do not skate to Michael Jackson. Secondly, if you do skate to Michael Jackson, you do not wear both gloves. I mean, come on!
Pleshenko pulls yet another hideous costume out of his closet. And get a haircut, already. You made me agree with Dick Button about the arm flailing. You suck.
Age Brian Orsor will be next month: 40 Number of times the announcer felt the need to tell us Brian Orsor will be 40 next month: 40,000