Pilot

Pilot

Caprica Episode Review

In which killer robots are never a good idea. Especially ones piloted by angst-ridden teenagers. Dead angst-ridden teenagers.

What Happened

Scientist Daniel Greystone and attorney Joseph Adama meet after their daughters and Adama's wife are killed in a terrorist attack. Zoe's mother Amanda is horrified when investigators tell her that Zoe's boyfriend Ben was a follower of the "one true god," and a member of a terrorist organization.

Lacey, Zoe's best friend, is encouraged by Sister Clarice to make peace with what happened by continuing Zoe's work. Lacey knows that Zoe had programmed a virtual avatar of herself so life-like as to be an identical copy of her personality. Visiting "Zoe A," however, Lacey is followed by Daniel Greystone.

Meeting Zoe A, Greystone is initially skeptical, but she convinces him that she is - for all intents and purposes - his daughter. Wanting to download Zoe A into a robotic body he has been building for the government, Greystone asks Adama to use his criminal connections to steal a computer processor from his competitors.

Lured by the promise of resurrecting his own family, Adama asks a favor of the Tauron crime lord who fostered him and his brother. But when he meets the avatar of his daughter Tamara, she is so frightened and confused by what's happened that Adama concludes the entire experiment is a bad idea.

Greystone goes ahead with his plans for Zoe A, but the robot he places her in collapses under the strain and the data appears to be irreparably corrupted. Devastated, he locks Zoe A away and uses the stolen technology to perfect the next version of his mechanical soldiers.

Reviving, Zoe A calls Lacey for help.

The Good

Put it this way: the pilot is two hours long, but I didn't check the clock until an hour and half into it. That's how well this held my interest.

Enough time is spent both character- and world-building. There are some slow scenes as the beginning. Slow in the sense that not much is "happening," but the dialogue and acting are there to establish character. This is not going to be a show that shies away from characters talking in the false belief that the audience prefers big explosions.

The acting is solid. I am particularly surprised that while they played the poor little rich girl card with Zoe, I did not want to strangle her. Now, that's talented.

And the story does stand on its own. You don't have to have seen Battlestar Galactica in order to follow what's happening.

The Bad

The reason I quit BSG was the unrelenting bleakness. Caprica looks quit capable of following in the same vein. Dramatic is good. Melodramatic even, every once in a while. But leaven the dose with a bit of humor here and there, okay?

The Cliche

Dude.

Killer robots.

'Nuff said.

What Did I Think?

Interesting concepts. Well executed. We'll have to see what they do next.

Watching: Caprica - PIlot

I admit I hit a wall with Battlestar Galactica a couple of episodes into the second season and never caught up with it. There was a lot of bleak in that show.

Caprica looks to be as willing as BSG to do horrible things to its characters in the cause of the story, but for the moment I'm willing to give it a shot.

The acting is fantastic - particularly the two main leads, Eric Stoltz and Esai Morales. The teen characters are not getting on my last nerve, nor do they exist primarily to be sullen, which is a relief.

And Polly Walker is playing absurdly named Sister Clarice Willow. I'm sitting there thinking, "Well isn't that neat? They cast against type and she seems so nice." Then, she does that thing she does where there's one flick of the eyebrow and you know she's up to no good. And probably bat-shit crazy to boot.

That should be fun to watch.

Pilot: V Episode Review

In which there are Visitors. And snakes.

What Happened

Everyone is stunned when giant ships appear in the skies above major cities all over the world. Anna, the leader of the "Visitors," assures the citizens of Earth that they come in peace.

Reporter Chad Decker is chosen to be the guy to do the first interview with Anna. He's a bit perturbed when she insist on softball questions, but is intrigued when he's offered a permanent gig as their spokesman.

Can the New V Top the Original?

V the Miniseries

If by original, you mean the the original miniseries, then no, I don't think that they can top it.

For one thing, the original came first and therefore has a cred that simply can't be matched in that regard.

It had a strong, interesting concept and Kenneth Johnson was able to lay out his story in a neat self-contained package. It was very focused. He said what he wanted to say and then stopped.

Watching: V

Pilot

Pretty much the same as what I saw at Comicon, with the fight scene at the end beefed up a bit. I enjoyed it. I like what they are doing to update it, while still maintaining the spirit of the original mini-series. I'll have way more in a couple of days because I'm really looking forward to playing around with this series, particularly in comparison to the original.

I especially like the absence of synthesizers from the soundtrack.

Watching: Monday Night Sitcoms

How I Met Your Mother - Definitions

If they muck up Robin and Barney, I may just lose all faith in humanity.

Accidentally on Purpose - Pilot

Has potential, but it will depend on how they develop things. Will there be something beyond wacky TV pregnant lady, all hormones and cravings.

Two and a Half Men

I am so not watching this.

The Big Bang Theory - The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

Koothrappali is more fun this year. I like that.

Pilot: Vampire Diaries Episode Review

I Predict

Whenever someone asks about Twilight, I say that I already went through my spiky-hair vampire phase. Obviously, this might refer to Buffy, but I must admit that my first introduction to fang-angst was The Vampire Diaries books by LJ Smith.

I read them over and over and over. (Reason number one I don't hold teenage melodrama against any of Meyer's fans.) So what do I remember about them after all this time?

Pilot: Las Vegas Episode Review

In which Danny and his pickle are in a pickle all right.

What Happened

Danny's Very Bad Day starts off when his boss Big Ed catches him in bed with Ed's daughter Delinda. She insists that Daddy not kill or fire Danny, so Ed takes great pleasure in loading up the assignments on his protege: find a missing high-roller, keep an eye on a bum on a roll, find out how a cheater is winning, and clear one of the elevators of a couple having sex.

Pilot: Painkiller Jane Episode Review

In which Andre has that "I love the chain of command" charm about him.

What Happened

A Federal agent named Jane Vasco finds herself trying to bust some drug dealers, only to wind up facing three guys who look exactly the same. The one in the middle claims that she's dealing with someone who can alter her perceptions, and when she correctly guesses who to shoot, he's impressed.

Pilot: Pretender Episode Review

In which Jarod has Family Issues and Miss Parker glowers.

What Happened

A super-genius escapes the agency who kidnapped him as a child, determined to use his gifts to do good in the world while searching for the family he lost.

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