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Watching: Winter Olympics

Ladies Long Program

They finally got it right.

Watching: Winter Olympics

Skeleton

"Listen closely and you can hear the grunts of an athlete at work." Thanks. I'll pass.

Watching: Winter Olympics

Ladies Short Program

Bit of a snoozer, really. Someone could have chosen more interesting music.

Watching: Winter Olympics

Ice Dancing Finals

They ought to get Joan Rivers in to shred... I mean, critique these costumes... not that you could tell with some of them.

Watching: Winter Olympics

Ice Dance Original Dance

Carmen is dead. Let's move on.

Cross Country Relay

What kind of race is it when they stop at the top of a hill and argue over who gets to go down it first?

Watching: Winter Olympics

Pairs Program Controversy

NBC should be grateful. All this fuss actually gave the commentators something to talk about during the ice dance compulsory event.

Watching: Winter Olympics

Pairs Program Controversy

"Skate-gate"? Is it really necessary to give this mess a nickname?

Watching: Winter Olympics

Mens Short Program

First, you do not skate to Michael Jackson. Secondly, if you do skate to Michael Jackson, you do not wear both gloves. I mean, come on!

Watching: Winter Olympics

Ski Jump

The Swiss team members definitely have the coolest trench-coats.

Watching: Winter Olympics

Nordic Combined Ski Jump

"Reminded of the dangers of jumping off mountains." This is a thing you need to be reminded of?

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