They finally got it right.
"Listen closely and you can hear the grunts of an athlete at work." Thanks. I'll pass.
Bit of a snoozer, really. Someone could have chosen more interesting music.
They ought to get Joan Rivers in to shred... I mean, critique these costumes... not that you could tell with some of them.
Carmen is dead. Let's move on.
What kind of race is it when they stop at the top of a hill and argue over who gets to go down it first?
NBC should be grateful. All this fuss actually gave the commentators something to talk about during the ice dance compulsory event.
"Skate-gate"? Is it really necessary to give this mess a nickname?
First, you do not skate to Michael Jackson. Secondly, if you do skate to Michael Jackson, you do not wear both gloves. I mean, come on!
The Swiss team members definitely have the coolest trench-coats.
"Reminded of the dangers of jumping off mountains." This is a thing you need to be reminded of?