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Beastmaster

Beastmaster

Old fashioned syndicated action show with a promordial fairy tale vibe that stood out when compared to Hercules and Xena. Worth a watch, especially the early episodes.

I have a personal fondness for the first season, which was less pedestrian than later years. On the other hand, if you've got no patience for spending half an episode following a tiger around the jungle, then you might prefer the third season, which had a very defined arc story with a strong beginning and end.

Xmas Presents: Beastmaster - The Last Unicorns

on Thu, 2010-12-30 03:00

The truth needs no explanation. Only reflection.

For December, I decided to highlight my very favorite episodes, like little Christmas presents from television.

Sweet little fairytale with some spice and humor added from Zad and the Sorceress. Granted, it is an average sort of second in command tries to take over the kingdom plot, but they got a great look to this episode that I always adored. I think it's really a great example of this series at its best.

[ Read the whole episode review for Beastmaster - Last Unicorns ]

Destiny

Beastmaster Episode Review

In which there is a magic horse and Tao has good taste in women.

Slayer's Return

Beastmaster Episode Review

In which Dar needs new friends. And new family.

Tiger, Tiger

Beastmaster Episode Review

In which there are tigers and Marc Singer annoys me.

Beastmaster Season 2 Wrap Up

on Tue, 2010-09-21 12:27

Season two of Beastmaster is okay.

The Voden storyline had potential, but there were fewer explanations about the Nords than were needed to make them into a real distinct threat as compared to Zad's folks. Then things get screwy with geography. Tao always implied that he had been traveling a great distance, but now it turns out that Xinca is right next door to Zad's kingdom. Tao's return home is mishandled, saddled with a religion is bad story and his brother is wasted, here and then gone without much impact. And at the end, the Nords are swept away by Zad and that's the end of them.

The contrast between civilized Voden and savage Zad could have been worked more and more coherently. Fertile ground on a show about a man who talks to animals. There is just not the sophistication of theme that a later series might have.

As far as the only new characters who stick around goes, Arina isn't herself the problem, I do wish that they had skipped Orpheo and the idiotic pregnancy. Judging by how rarely (never) it got mentioned, I guess the writers felt the same. With some better backstory and a real connection to Voden, thugs might have had more depth and impact.

Iara was a good enough replacement for Curupira and the New Sorceress was as good a foil to the Ancient One as the old, if much different. What was going on there is this feeling that there are behind-the-scenes issues affecting the casting decisions because they just seem so random. Or maybe I'm just used being able to Google casting calls in real time these days.

Best of Season Two

White Tiger
The turnover between Curupira and Iara. Nice series mythology builder.
A Terrible Silence
Even if I kind of suspect the "elephant bones" were Styrofoam, it involved all the characters in interesting ways and had a nice finish.

Worst of Season Two

Heart Like a Lion
The whole thing comes down to laughing at the villain? Really?
Game of Death
Snoozer. Predictable. Predictable snoozer.

Regeneration

Beastmaster Episode Review

In which there is way too much interest in Arina's bodily functions.

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