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V (2009)

V (2009)

Update - reboot - whathaveyou - of the Kenneth Johnson miniseries about "Visitors" who come to Earth bearing gifts and promises, but turn out to be Not What They Appear.

Starring Morena Baccarin, Joel Gretsch, Morris Chestnut and Elizabeth Mitchell.

Watching: Glee and V

on Wed, 2011-01-05 13:25

Hey! My shows rhyme tonight. That would be really cool, except that I have always been suspicious of things that rhyme for no good reason - and I'm proven right here as Glee and V do not go together to create a night of stellar television.

Glee - Audition (R)

Glee! Whee! is getting a little harder this season. Looking back and forth, I do see them seeding the larger themes into the season premiere. Finn's insecurities about his popularity, for example, and Rachel's insecurities about Finn. And the emotions of Kurt's bullying stories are mirrored in the way Sue and Will treat Beiste.

I do wish they'd added just one thing to the Artie on the Football Team story. Nowhere is it proven that Tina wants Mike because he's on the football team. Artie's request spins out the back half of the episode (Beiste's meltdown which leads to Finn's being kicked off the team which leads into Sam's reluctance to join glee club), but the initial stated goal of getting on the team in order to get Tina back is just kind of pointless. There's a purpose and structure here, but it's balancing on an element that just doesn't make sense.

Not to mention that for all the fuss about Mike being on the team, he - like Puck - seems to be missing from half the locker room shots.

I will say this: that was an amazing amount of voice coming out of tiny little Sunshine and I really liked her version of "Listen." Hope we see her later in the season.

[ Read the full length review of Glee - Audition ]

V - Red Rain

Hmmmm...

I'll give it another episode because I'm curious to see what happens with Anna and Diana (Jane Badler), but this was not a very good start.

I can only assume that Anna left standing orders to get Tyler up to the ship, because he didn't look all that hurt, so Erica manipulating her way onto the shuttle by playing the injured child card didn't have any tension to it. They could have done better there.

The Erica / Anna face-off was good; they aren't going to go wrong putting those Elizabeth Mitchell and Morena Baccarin in a scene together. I'm vaguely interested in how Erica is drawing Lisa into things and the way the two mothers are manipulating each others children. That's a storyline that clearly ties back into this emerging series theme of parenthood. And we'll get some more with Diana.

Have to say, however, I'm still skeptical of this coming down to the uniqueness of human emotion. If they look to be working towards a "Love conquers all" pay-off, I may have to hurl things at my TV. Unfortunately, there really aren't any sparks flying anywhere else and the belated introduction of a science geek who can exposition us to death doesn't help.

"I tell jokes when I'm nervous," he says.

"And the writers spell things out for the audience when they suck and don't know a way to show the audience a character's personality," I respond. "Besides. The real reason you tell jokes is that you are a standard issue socially-maladjusted genius character." If Birkoff is Topher Lite, then this little man is Birkoff Lite, which isn't a good thing.

On the plus side, I like that people are pointing out the obvious when it come to Ryan. They know Anna has leverage over him because of his daughter. That points to someone trying to avoid The Stupid in the future.

There is No Normal Anymore

V Episode Review

In which they tease the Tudyk.

The Way of the Gun

V Episode Review

In which something finally blows up.

Pilot

V Episode Review

In which there are Visitors. And snakes.

What Happened

Everyone is stunned when giant ships appear in the skies above major cities all over the world. Anna, the leader of the "Visitors," assures the citizens of Earth that they come in peace.

Can the New V Top the Original?

on Thu, 2009-11-05 21:00

V the Miniseries

If by original, you mean the the original miniseries, then no, I don't think that they can top it.

For one thing, the original came first and therefore has a cred that simply can't be matched in that regard.

It had a strong, interesting concept and Kenneth Johnson was able to lay out his story in a neat self-contained package. It was very focused. He said what he wanted to say and then stopped.

He didn't even feel the need to kick the Visitors off the planet, because that wasn't the point. It was about how human beings react to the Other and variations on the themes of resistance and subjugation.

The original miniseries was also a cultural event. The ratings were massive at a time when that meant something. We're talking about 40% of the country. That's never happening again.

Furthermore, we can never unknown that the Visitors are reptiles that eat hamsters. Lizard babies at this point are a bit passe. Not to mention flying spaceships and fancy lasar guns. Been there. Done that. The new show's never going to catch that lightening in another bottle.

V: The Final Battle

Now the second miniseries was pretty much about capitalizing on the popularity - ie, money-making ability - of the first. Thematically, we were done. What you were left with was story and characters.

The second miniseries, therefore, was mostly an above-average "plucky group of resistance fighters overthrow the evil overlords" tale. There were some great set pieces, like the raid on the hospital and Kristine's fate. And they finished the story respectably, though it's likely best not to examine the science in the science fiction too closely.

I think that if the new series lays itself out well and tells a solid story, then they can match the second miniseries. The cast is strong. Really really strong, pulling from most of the recent sci-fi hits and cult shows. Morena Baccarin is killing as Anna. Joel Gretsch, Elizabeth Mitchell and Morris Chestnut are solid. And more Alan Tudyk, please.

If they get picked up for a full season or beyond, they'll have more time to let stories stew a bit. There will be good bits and bad bits, but in the end, the new series has potential to pull it off.

V the Weekly Series

If by the "original," you mean the weekly series - the new show has already got that beat.

I loved the weekly series. I really did. It was the only show I ever sat down and wrote a letter of complaint to the network over.

I was like twelve. And not that bright. The weekly series sucked.

There were plot holes you could fly a Mothership through. An episode, for example, based on the idea that you could put a big shield around Los Angeles and route all traffic in and out of the area through a single road. A road that would be conveniently empty when Our Heroes wander along to destroy it because its not like you're moving all the food and materials for an entire city through there or anything.

The characters were not built to sustain any attempt at depth and were mostly reduced to repeating whatever they had said or done in the miniseries. Backstories were not long and when they did pull one out (Ham Tyler's family?), the execution was terrible. Duncan Regehr showed up in a black velvet jumpsuit cut down his navel to show off his chest. (Click here, scroll down for picture.) Seriously bad here.

Heaven save me from the Robin-Kyle-Elizabeth love triangle, even though Tween!Me thought Jeff Yagher was just dreamy. In fact, the whole concept of Elizabeth the Starchild was questionable to say the least. I think the producers completely lost the plot there in their chase for something sparkly.

Anyways. Point is that compared to that schlock-fest, anything is an improvement.

What Do I Think?

I think that the new series will never reach the heights that the original miniseries did, but that's okay. It's a pretty high bar, after all. As long as they don't pull out a story where Erica's son takes control of the Visitor Mothership by hacking in on his iPhone, we're good.

Coming Up on ThinkWatchThink

on Thu, 2009-11-05 12:41

You may have noticed that Farscape is over. (Insert sad noises.) I know, I loved it too, but they canceled it ruthlessly and left everyone bereft.

To make everything better, they did make a miniseries, The Peacekeeper Wars, which I am trying to get ahold of so that I can add that to stack. I'm also working up an episode guide so that we can read all my lovely reviews in order. Won't that be nice? They might even make sense that way.

In the meantime, we've moved to on Andromeda, which was one of the those Saturday afternoon syndicated shows (back when they did those) based on an idea left behind at Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry. It starred Kevin Sorbo, Lisa Ryder, and Keith Hamilton Cobb, among others. Some seasons... were better than others. We're starting with Season Two, as the crew of the good ship Andromeda discover that the voracious Magog have built a giant solar-system-shaped vessel and are pointing it at inhabited areas of the galaxy. That would be bad.

This time around, I've gotten smart enough to write the Andromeda episode guide first, so you can read up on Season One. I'll add the links to the new reviews as they post.

On top of that, I'll continue to recap Flash Forward and Dollhouse (once FOX lets it out of the attic) and I've added the new V.

Watching: Virtuality

on Wed, 2009-11-04 07:56

Pilot

Pretty much the same as what I saw at Comicon, with the fight scene at the end beefed up a bit. I enjoyed it. I like what they are doing to update it, while still maintaining the spirit of the original mini-series. I'll have way more in a couple of days because I'm really looking forward to playing around with this series, particularly in comparison to the original.

I especially like the absence of synthesizers from the soundtrack.